PERVERT!

PERVERT!

Pervert! Look at that man. He’s naked. Do you see him? Sylvia? Did you see that?

Hey Mister, who do you think you are? You better get some clothes on.

Oh no, not the old lady with the walker. Leave her alone. Oh my lord, I can’t look, I can’t! Sylvia, tell me what’s happening. Wait? What?! Grannies got a hold of him? Whoa boy you bet she does. And he likes that. Pervert! Someone stop him before… She’s lost her grip and he’s off.

Oh my, oh my there’s children walking by. They’ll be scared. I can’t look. Tell me when it’s over. Sylvia. Tell me. What’s the worst of it. You can tell me. What? They’re not scared. What?! Well then what is happening? They’re laughing. Those kids are laughing. Pointing. Whoa nelly, they’re throwing things. Now that’ s not good. What is that Sylvia? Are they… they… They’re tossing apples. Well that’s going to hurt. Can you believe that? It’s something else.

Hey Pervert! You’re drawing a crowd. If you don’t like the attention then you ought to put some clothes back on and disappear.

Someone needs to call the police. Sylvia, call the police. You know you have that phone thing your grandson gave you. Pull it out and call that 911. What do you mean you can’t? It’s for emergencies. What is this? It’s an emergency. Oh never mind, there’s the police right now. Over there. Look across the street. Those two are chasing the naked pervert man. He’s running and that can’t be comfortable. Oooh, a parking meter. You think he would have gone around. I hope he’s got insurance…

Sylvia! Look! He’s getting arrested. They’ve got him down. Well, they should have put some clothes on him instead of those cuffs. That Pervert!

300. Pervert. I happen to find perverts to be some of the most fascinating people. Not that it’s hard to find a pervert. Or is it? I think perversion is a matter of interpretation. There is a fine line between fetish and complete perversity. Define? Pornos involving Spanking vs. Snuff films. Am I endorsing that you run through the streets naked willy nilly? Well I’m not gonna stop you if that’s what you want. Remember it’s all so very fascinating. Enjoy. kisses. m.