Breaking up.

Breaking up.

Hey Babe. Yeah miss ya! What was that? Honey. Can you hear me? Wait a sec. Listen. I can’t hear you. Call me back. You’re breaking up. Whoa. Whoa. Wait! What are you talking about? Everything is great. I miss you. NO! It’s not anything. I’m not trying to get rid of you. It’s just that the line is bad. Oh honey, not at all. That’s not the problem. It’s not you. Please, I think my battery might be dying. You may have to call me back later.

Come on. Come on. You know you want to call me back. There…

Hey! Don’t be upset. I didn’t hang up! It’s the line and the… I can’t hear you. Just… Look you can’t understand me and I can’t understand what you’re saying. So you need to hang up and call me back on another line. I said maybe my battery was dying and the line is breaking up. I don’t know. No. no. no. We’re not…  OVER! It’s fine. We’re fine. I’m not telling you that. The line is breaking up. Just call me back. Hold on you’re cutting out again. Absolutely not. Babe. The phone is cutting out. Let me… Damn it!

Pick up. Pick up. Come on. Please. I don’t have time for your ringtone of the week. Gotcha….

HONEY! Don’t hang up! Just listen. The phone is breaking up. I don’t want to break up. We are fine. Things are fine. I have to hang up and talk to you later. Please don’t be upset. Miss you and love you. Huh? You what?  Love me too. Wait. No way. Are you kidding? You knew that I wasn’t saying that. I can’t believe you! Then you let me think… You know what; I think the line’s breaking up again.

300. Miscommunication. Ever get disconnected? Conversing and think someone was saying something they weren’t on the line. And then… Disconnected. OOPS my phone died! Still recalling this technological faux pas vividly. Anyhow, just a little more fun with that kind of disconnection. Enjoy. Kisses. m.